UPDATE, SHUPDATE

As most of you lovely people who follow our Facebook page already know, our video informing the WORLD of our goals has gone live day before yesterday, so! :

-Tell your mothers! (if they have a loose zip on their purses)

-Notify your older siblings (bet they're flashy job pays well these days)

-Whisper sweet nothings to your current lover(s*) (then demand money- never fails)

-Delve deep into pockets (which you may/may not misconstrue to be your own)

*we won't ever judge

All we ask is for you to P.L.E.D.G.E. 

Please

Let

Elroy

Drink

Gooey

Eggs

And if you can, spare us some money and help us make this book a reality... 

Click on the link below to see some magic! <3

http://www.pleasefund.us/projects/rhymes-for-swines

NUR