Wednesday, 12 September 2012

DEAD SEXY, by Tom Paxton

You've always been my favourite Bridget
Though recently, you've been quite frigid.
In fact, my love, since our last tiff,
It's just not me, who has been stiff.
I found my sex drive has increased
Since you became newly deceased.
You're so much easier to hold,
Now that you're pale, still and cold.


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