'Love is Skin Creep'

That's right, you swines, we have a brand new rhyme up for reading. Remember to pop along and like our Facebook page if you haven't already done so. http://www.facebook.com/rhymesforswines

All the best,

Swines x

'Love is Skin Creep'

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She was terribly disgusted and called it a sin,

My 'morbid fixation' with picking her skin.

Viruses, fungi, infections and bugs,

Wildly scoffed her epithelium drugs.

The body amazed me - a living Noah's Ark.

A 24 hour skin safari park.

I needed more time and there was much left to peel,

But every time I touched her she'd let out a squeal.

In this state of upset,

she would never have complied,

But three whacks with a mallet and she'd certainly abide.

The silence turned thick like the scent of a grave,

Now I could work for days upon days,

I'll keep going at it, as long as it takes,

to alphabetise and name all of her flakes.

'Doodles for Dough' Entries Are Now In!

For our first competition, we asked people to submit doodles inspired by the name of our project. We had a range of awesomely creative responses. A huge thanks to all those who took part.

The entry with the most votes by Sunday 4th at 8pm will win £50 Amazon Vouchers, so please skip along to:
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Love Swines x